theelusiveemily:

men don’t know how to treat a blogger chick nowadays .

lydievil:

Me doing some 57 year old white ladies hair: no omg i think a bob would slay sooo hard i prommy babe

Her: do you think you’ll ever get pregnant and have to go on maternity leave?

kitttenteeth:

Anything medical is so yummy to me. sterile shiny steel . shawty Is all that blood in that bag yours?Whore

kosmogrl:

a-book-of-creatures:

dat-soldier:

I look at the pfps of people liking a drawing of mine and im like oh??

Woah, cute emo guy!! I wanna draw it~ So I did

Well turns out it was a griller

If I was in the jungle i would have died. badly.

drsweety303:

Torrent seeding at 4.3Mbps… But would it still go that fast if they knew I had a belly ring..? Fuck.. 🫦 everyone likes a bad girl until they meet one.

lowpolyanimals:

Mr. and Mrs. Pollywanna from LEGO Island

spelledslots:

rthko:

Director’s cut? I’m just trying to enjoy the movie. His circumcision status is none of my business.

freakoutgirl:

i-say-nothing:

freakoutgirl:

Newtons 4th law is that for every “it’s so over” there’s an equal and opposite “we’re so back”

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drsweety303:

Am I a good rapper be honest..? I am also shy btw, so I cant show you my rap as it’s very personal.

drsweety303:

The Big Ass Lady From Resident Evil…

what if she wore jeans.. just saying

drsweety303:

There was a bestie attack.. They called the goals squad to diffuse the situationship.. Wtff

drsweety303:

Torrent seeding at 4.3Mbps… But would it still go that fast if they knew I had a belly ring..? Fuck.. 🫦 everyone likes a bad girl until they meet one.

theelusiveemily:

girl : i wish my boyfriend was a little more mindful, emotionally aware and kind ..
boy : i wish my girlfriend twurk 😭

drsweety303:

Sometimes U are just a teenage girl hanging out at a cistern.. Come on..Try and disprove this. You cant.